Zelenka’s Sex Blog

So, I’ll admit it…. Here…. On my anonymous blog. I like tentacle manga. There, I said it. I’m not exactly proud of it, but I like what I like and I won’t apologize for it. That being said, I am a girl, and while the hentai variety of tentacle rape is all well and good, what I really like is the yaoi variety. That’s right, guys with tentacle monsters. Let me tell you, there’s not a lot out there and what is out there is really hard to find. Not like the hentai variety. So, for anyone out there who happens to share this particular interest, here’s a few links I’ve managed to dredge up from the depths of the internet:

1. Under the Moon by Kai SETSUNA (刹那 魁)
   I think it’s based on a series called Tales of Symphonia, but it’s not one that I read. Fortunately, you don’t really have to know anything about the manga or characters to get into this one. For those more well-read than me, it features Kratos. This is one of the first tentacle yaoi mangas I found and it is still one of the best. It’s GRAPHIC, so be warned.
2. Pink or Die (or here)from Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi
   Again, I think this is based on a manga series, but it stands fine on its own. Not as graphic as the first one, but still plenty NSFW.
3. Hunting Ground by Blue Hip
   I actually know this one! It’s based on the Full Metal Alchemist manga. It’s a Roy/Havoc one. This is another pretty graphic one, so be warned.
4. (Honorable Mention) Aijin Incubus (Free registration required) by Shinba Rize
   This manga series is actually out in America under the name Mister Mistress (I know, it’s a terrible name). Anyway, it actually does feature a tentacle encounter in chapter 3, but the entire series is quite enjoyable. Again, NSFW. As if I have to say it at this point.

So, there you go. That’s a few to get you started. If you’d like more, I’d recommend searching the genre tentacle+yaoi at Hentaitraders.com. Downloads are down there, but a lot of them can be found on their sister site Mangatraders.com or by googling. Otherwise, it’s off to good ol’ 4chan/y/. Happy hunting!

Aneros Though the name might suggest that it’s only for men, believe me mastechnique.blogspot.com will appeal to women as well. As the name suggests, it features entries detailing how to masturbate in countless different ways. The best part? There’s a clip illustrating each technique. A hot, full-length clip showing a guy masturbating from start to finish. Very hot. My favorite so far is the video showing a guy using the Aneros, the first male sex toy made to directly stimulate the prostate. And from the way this guy thrashes about, it sure looks like it’s lives up to it’s hype. I wanna buy one and I don’t even have a prostate.

Okay, I know the title conjures up being 13 and practicing kissing on your hand. But in reality, this gallery is a lot more…interesting than that. It is full of pictures people making out–or otherwise romantically embracing–themselves. This is done via Photoshop, I’d assume, though the site’s in French, so it may well be twincest (but since the link is named selfkiss I doubt it).

I have to say, this gallery is at the same time deeply intriguing and disturbing. And more than a little hot. (more…)

Last year, I posted on how to use Altavista Video Search to find adult videos. Turns out someone has taken everything that makes Altavista’s adult search great and rolled with a bunch of other features to make AskJolene.com, an adult search engine with loads to offer: (more…)

AfterElton.com has done a round up of the 11 best gay male sex scenes shown on television. Each comes with descriptions and a Hotness Rating, Romance Rating, and Significance Rating. There are also pictures or videos wherever possible. Aside from the obvious demographics, this is particularly useful for women. Why? (more…)

So, if you look to the right, you may notice that I have new advertisers. Google Adsense didn’t seem to quite “get” my site. All those public service and wordpress ads didn’t seem all that relevant. So, instead, I have AVN Ads (an offshoot of Ad Brite). I actually stumbled across AVN Ads when I noticed that one of my favorite haunts, Fleshbot, uses this ad program.

I signed up and for once didn’t have to try and figure out whether to classify my site as “Health” or “Entertainment.” Instead, I got to tell it like it is: adult and proud of it! So, I sure do hope that my readers find these new ads more relevant than the old ones. And if you own an adult site, I HIGHLY recommend this ad program. And, no, I don’t get a referral bonus for AVN Ads. (But I do for Ad Brite, if you feel the need to sign up over there using my link.)

So, if my ads seem to change periodically, that’s because I’m still experimenting with different layouts and styles.

So, Dove has a new facial cleansing tool. It’s a vibrating wand with a soft pillow on the end. Supposedly it’s for your face, but it’s not a great stretch of the imagination to think up other uses for it, I’m sure… (more…)

So, my friend Sam informs me that digg won’t let my articles be dugg anymore. The official message is “This URL has been reported by users to be in violation of Digg’s Terms of Service and cannot be submitted at this time.” I swear I read the TOS and it didn’t say anything about no adult content. And it has a little box that you can check warning people that your submission has adult content. Oh well…I’m too tired to rant about it. Just see my previous post, I Am Not A Criminal.

I’m really surprised that, with all my free porn links and recommendations, I haven’t thought of Renderotica sooner. Renderotica was really first introduction to free porn pictures and “videos” (well, animations anyway). I happen to like the 3D rendered stuff, so this was just a great find.
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Thanks to SexToySex.com, I have my very own personalized sex store. You can view it by clicking on the “my store” link under pages on the navigation bar to the right. I feature masturbation toys that I’ve tried and liked or heard are good from my friends. I have the kinds of friends who hold Passion Parties, not Tupperware or Mary Kay parties, so rest assured they know what they’re talking about. Hope everyone checks it out!